Noëldorado

Christmas 2004

This Christmas for the first time in a few years, I was not traveling.  My kids, 6 and 8, are into the holiday decorating.  We did the tree and the house, but something was missing.

I've been wanting to decorate the 1975 Eldorado Convertible with Christmas lights ever since I got it.  I even pictured in my mind what it looked like. It just BEGS to be driven, with the top down, surrounded in lights.  And here in San Jose, it is possible.  It is a bit cold, but bundled up at night it can work.

So, I've gone and done it.
I wasn't sure it would work.  And I'm pretty sure it is illegal.  My friends in law enforcement suggested that if I wear a Santa hat I might be able to talk my way out of a ticket.  I am practicing my "Ho! Ho! Ho!s" and hoping it is true.  I even set up a stash of candy canes to give away.

Lessons learned.
  1. An inverter plugged in, even with no load, kills your battery fast.  Try getting a Cadillac full of Christmas lights jump-started.
  2. Gutter Clips for lights work well on the hood, doors, and plastic bits at the trunk.
  3. So far, a Santa hat has repelled the police.
  4. Slamming the big caddy doors on miniature lights is not good for the lights.
  5. Corrolary: Dukes-of-Hazzard entry and exit is required when lights are clipped to the door.
  6.  It is surprising how stable lights are at highway speed, even with a minimal of anchoring.
  7.  Door based cigarette lighters were a great convenience for this project.
  8.  I love an excuse to drive with the top down, even at 55 degrees F.
  9.  People seem to like a nutcase with a decorated caddy.  Honk, wave.
Shortly after decorating the car. I ran with the kids to a friend's house to show off the lighted landyacht, since we had discussed on Monday if this project was feasible.  I was eager to provide him my demonstration.

The same night, after my kids went to bed, I took a different friend to do a late night Krispy Kreme run from San Jose to Mountain View with a fellow Caddy nut. We took highway 85 and 101 up, and then surface streets back.  We got our donut fix and enjoyed the decorated homes on the ride back.  Nothing like looking at Christmas lights with the top down.

As a bonus, I had Elvis Presley's 'White Chirstmas' recorded on 8 track, playing back in all of its lo-fi glory through the crummy Delco radio and $10 speakers.  Lo fi writ large!

Ah, bliss.  This is why I sink so much money into this heap of metal.  "Oh what fun it is to ride in a 500ci open sleigh...."

Planning some more runs in the days leading up to Christmas.  I even convinced my wife to yield the coveted garage spot for a few days so I can leave the top and windows down and leave the lights undisturbed.

Already, people are brimming with ideas of how to improve it.  Put wreaths on the hubcaps, use the "net" style lighting for bushes across the hood, add more lights, etc etc.  For now, I will stick with my simple 200 light display, but I am always open to suggestions from folks on how they would do it better.

So, Merry Christmas, and a prosperous new year to all!

Phil Remaker
San Jose, CA
December 21, 2004

Update:

The car has captured imaginations.  I had the following sent to me, from a fellow in Law Enforcement::

I have put out a County-wide BOL for this vehicle!  Please advise Mr.Remaker that we know where he lives, what he drives (both thanks to the fact that he didn't blur his license plate on his Yahoo pictures) and where he works!

In fact, believing this to be as egregious a crime as a child abduction therefore I have requested that the California Highway Patrol place the following message on their Freeway light boards, replacing, of course, that Amber Alert regarding that tan Toyota Camry:

LG BLU CADILLAC W/ XMAS LIGHTS AROUND VEHICLE. DRIVER IS CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS. PLEASE STOP AND REMOVE THAT SILLY SANTA HAT.

Likewise, the BOL to all LE agencies reads similarly:

BOL FOR A LARGE BLUE BOAT, AHEM, CADILLAC, CA LIC ELVIS75. R/O IS CONSIDERED
ARMED AND DANGEROUS. HE IS IN VIOLATION OF SEVERAL SLEIGH CODE SECTIONS AND
FOR WEARING A SANTA CAP THAT IS NOT IN COMPLIANCE WITH THE SANTA CLAUS
APPAREL CODE. IF LOCATED, STOP AND DETAIN FOR QUESTIONING FOR THE NORTH POLE
POLICE DEPARTMENT. EOM.

So, if you see this run for your life, or laugh out loud or maybe even take a picture.

Lord knows we need some more laughs around this area.

So you want to see photos?



 
Lit up at Night!



Lit up, before dark.



Rear shot



In front of the house



Santa dad and the elves



Night shot in front of the house



Long exposure night shot



The Wal Mart inverter that made it all work.





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